historical bros

since the present is lacking in comedic antics of neighborhood brosephs, it's time to turn our sights to the past. inspired by erik's post on russian monk bros, i am going to elaborate on my own worthy suggestion:

warren g. harding

let's review the facts, shall we?

• harding's 2 years as president were consumed with drinking booze, boning mistresses, and gambling away the white house china with his "poker cabinet"
• he played ping pong daily (whether there was beer in cups on the other side of the table is debatable)
• he owned so many clothes that they had to add extra closets to the white house (can you say pink polo shirts???)
• he didn't really like to work very hard
• he made up words! like normalcy (or brah or brohan or broseph?)
• he liked hanging out (and probably boozing) on front porches
• and lastly, LOOK AT HIS LADY FRIENDS! they're total brosephinas:

well, that's it for now, folks. stayed tuned for further brofiles!