close encounters of the bro-kind

so as my flight touched down in san francisco, the gelled-up aging bro (o.b.? original broseph?) seated in front of me whipped out his bbry to let his brah know he was in "FRISCOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

thankfully, it turns out it was just a stopover for the o.b. and he was continuing on to palm springs. obvs.

last night

downstairs ed got mad at me because i NEVER say hi to him and i ALWAYS say hi to upstairs mike. i told him that mike and i developed a very close bond this year because i always had to tell him to shut the H up.

yeesh, brosephs are so high maintenance.

brotending

(646): ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
(812): ?
(646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

via texts from last night. (thanks rachel!)

in case this whole law school thing doesn't work out...

Seeking Full-Time Writer Who Understands Bro Demographic

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Reply to: job-tsmxq-1156335015@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-05-05, 6:36PM EDT


BroBible.com, a website that targets the 18-35 year-old socially active, upwardly mobile Bro is seeking a full-time writer to write 5 to 7 blog posts per day and help coordinate additional coverage by other freelance writers. This position will work closely with both the Editor and CEO of the site in guiding the general direction of the site, but will serve as the site's primary voice of the "Bro." Candidates should relish the Bro lifestyle, including sports, sex/women, partying, fitness/food/drink, entertainment, tech/gear/fashion, business, travel, and more. Candidates should have a killer sense of humor and not be afraid to let loose with an original, hilarious, knowledgeable, and consistent Bro voice. Our goal, however, is not to appeal to the lowest common denominator of the demographic, but rather to serve as an authoritative voice for all Bros. Candidates should also have a firm knowledge of the most relevant websites and other media that Bros love as well as where to find prime material for the site. That said, we're looking for someone who can churn out solid original content, not just quick commentary on the latest funny video making the rounds. Previous blogging and HTML experience a MUST; additional print writing experience highly encouraged. Send a quick cover letter, resume, and five writing clips to brobiblecasting@gmail.com. Make sure you've checked out the site before you apply!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wri/1156335015.html (thanks blake!)

see you never, brosephs

(be glad i didn't provide a close-up of that mattress...)