you cannot fake awesome

treasures from the marina

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

out with the old...


in with the new...


bonus points if you get the reference(s)!

bro pro

at least the brosephs never mugged me at gunpoint. y'know, unlike my new neighbors. :(

today's brocabulary lesson

bro-a-sis [broh-ey-sis]:
1. a situation or place preserved from surrounding reality, made so by the presence of bros, booze, arrogance, parental credit cards, and newly-minted bachelor's degrees.

used in a sentence: i can't wait to take shots of fernet and jager with my brohans in the marina this weekend; it's such a broasis from the rigors of my nondescript financial job and high-maintenance velour-clad girlfriend. HIGH FIVE!