Sunday, April 5, 2009

attn: loyal readers

i need your help!

so, pretend for a moment that hypothetically there's a spring formal coming up for a local fraternity. how would you get yourself invited (again, hypothetically) to said formal if you happened to be the girl next door? i mean, literally the girl next door.

here, a visual to aid in the hypothetical brainstorming:


hypothetical advice in the comments, please.


  1. hypothetically, you could start walking around in your prom dress. with maybe a sighing pronouncement about how you never got to wear it?

  2. excellent idea. i'll get right on that once it stops snowing. :-/

  3. I'm growing concerned for you, bruns... the hypothetical abyss also gazes back...

  4. Step 1:

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    Step 4: (esp. "A winter dress, leggings, chandelier earrings, and Uggs")

    Step 5:

    Step 6: