Sunday, April 5, 2009

attn: loyal readers

i need your help!

so, pretend for a moment that hypothetically there's a spring formal coming up for a local fraternity. how would you get yourself invited (again, hypothetically) to said formal if you happened to be the girl next door? i mean, literally the girl next door.

here, a visual to aid in the hypothetical brainstorming:

(bigger!)

hypothetical advice in the comments, please.
posted by bruns at 9:43 PM

4 comments:

  1. cotesApril 6, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    hypothetically, you could start walking around in your prom dress. with maybe a sighing pronouncement about how you never got to wear it?

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  2. brunsApril 6, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    excellent idea. i'll get right on that once it stops snowing. :-/

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  3. ChrisApril 7, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    I'm growing concerned for you, bruns... the hypothetical abyss also gazes back...

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  4. mycroftApril 7, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    Step 1: http://www.ehow.com/how_4829655_apply-fake-tan-spray.html

    Step 2: http://www.ehow.com/video_2112461_straighten-your-hair.html

    Step 3: http://www.ehow.com/how_2051544_apply-pencil-eyeliner.html

    Step 4: http://www.ehow.com/how_2176451_wear-uggs-right-way.html (esp. "A winter dress, leggings, chandelier earrings, and Uggs")

    Step 5: http://www.ehow.com/how_2177931_do-keg-stand.html

    Step 6: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=walk%20of%20shame

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