brobook

so i stumbled upon one of the brosephs on facebook (believe it or not, we have mutual friends), and it was enlightening to say the least.

there are some very telling status messages:
Pregame at [my address] tonight. 5:30pm
Sober for now, not going to be soon. 6:41pm
Exclaims party at [my address] Friday night- kegs, liquor, bags of vino. 8:13pm
Just won a drinking competition before it started. 2:08am

Is ready to drink at some bar with a porn-stache... 1:34pm
Is drinking with good looking fellows and ladies at [my address]. 8:32pm
So, as it turns out, if you don't go drinking tomorrow you are a pussy... 8:47pm

Big pregame here tonight... Many drinks, lovely ladies, drunk boys. 3:29pm

[i bet "lovely ladies" includes me.]

and some very telling events:
Party at [my address]
Type: Party - Night of Mayhem

Start Time: Friday, September 26, 2008 at 9:30pm
End Time: Saturday, September 27, 2008 at 5:00am

Description
Because rush is over and we have kegs

[their picture, not mine.]

and some very telling comments on said event's info page:
bro #1: why did you only invite 42 people? if you dont have enough friends for a party [bro #2], you shouldnt throw one.
bro #2: [bro #1]. Your dick is small
bro #1: then why do you keep sending me personal messages asking to see it.
bro #3: [bro #4]'s gf is coming? I call dibbbbbbbbs....

[you can't make this shit up, folks.]